You use the table to break the mirror and stab yourself with the remains. This is violent, but God is forgiving and will understand. He takes you from the cube to heaven.
You are out of the cube.
Text-end. When driving and texting at the same time, the driver rear ends the car in front of it. Recently demonstrated by three USA bus drivers.
Bus Driver hits SUV while Texting (Crash is like 20 seconds into the vid.)
mk0092 — 9 Months ago
timewarptrio — 9 Months ago
A normal person would pll th ebathtub plug to let the water drain out. That was a hard one.
This is the original:
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This little test should help you get started.
During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."
Okay, here's your test:
1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon."
What was the director's response?
"No," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug."
What is this word?
lem
ade
This is the original:
It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time. This little test should help you get started.
During a visit to a mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria is that defines if a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. Then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."
Okay, here's your test:
1. Would you use the spoon?
2. Would you use the teacup?
3. Would you use the bucket?
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket, as it is larger than the spoon."
What was the director's response?
"No," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug."
What is this word?
lem
ade
mikeyb93 — 9 Months ago
option one the spoon because you could use the end topull the plug out
this uses one of the options
slimey monkey do you open the door and walk out
this uses one of the options
slimey monkey do you open the door and walk out
SaWaS — 9 Months ago
Put the table on the ground and stand on it. Then put the window in the upper wall and open it. That's how you get out :)
kmoore296 — 9 Months ago
slimeymonkey: you look in the mirror and see what you saw. you take the saw and cut the table into two halves. two halves make a hole and you crawl out the hole
timewarptrio — 8 Months ago
A man is sitting in a pub feeling rather poor. He sees the man next to him pull a wad of £50 notes out of his wallet.
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
"I have an amazing talent: I know almost every song that has ever existed."
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?"
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing?
He turns to the rich man and says to him,
"I have an amazing talent: I know almost every song that has ever existed."
The rich man laughs.
The poor man says, "I am willing to bet you all the money you have in your wallet that I can sing a genuine song with a lady's name of your choice in it."
The rich man laughs again and says, "OK, how about my daughter's name, Joanna Armstrong-Miller?"
The rich man goes home poor. The poor man goes home rich.
What song did he sing?
liverprule — 8 Months ago
Some weird scientists did a world wide search to find the worlds funniest joke
here it is: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
LOL
And the answer to time warps one is: HAPPY BIRTHDAY because you can add anyones name to it
here it is: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
LOL
And the answer to time warps one is: HAPPY BIRTHDAY because you can add anyones name to it
jonah567 — 8 Months ago
Shadowblaze is the answer that he doesnt swim anywhere because hes in the middle of an island.. hence on land.
=)
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djairways — 8 Months ago
This is something dumb i heared, what is black and white with red all over it?
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