This is a topic to post any funny jokes/riddles/brain teasers. Just make sure that they are apropriate.
ONLY up to 3 riddles at a time.
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I'll start: What do yo get when mix your father's red and white paint?
timewarptrio — 6 Months ago
canadadry — 6 Months ago
I don't know the answer, for me English is a second language so sorry for the mistakes...
timewarptrio — 6 Months ago
In trouble. (This is where you post HAHAHAHA and another joke)
I got that from my joke book.
I got that from my joke book.
ThePika — 6 Months ago
HAHAHAHAHA
What is not very funny but thinks it is?
Yes! It's Timewarptrio!
Ok. Seriously now.
What did the termite say when he entered the bar?
What is not very funny but thinks it is?
Yes! It's Timewarptrio!
Ok. Seriously now.
What did the termite say when he entered the bar?
supergrover — 6 Months ago
a man walked into a bar. He passed away two days later in hospital from internal haemorrhaging......
a man is on holiday in Africa's savannah. He witnesses an elephant stampede and fears for his life. One elephant stays behind as if lagging behind the group. It is limping and then suddenly it stops right in front of the man holding up one leg. The elephant trumpets in a very distinct way. The man, fearing for his life, slowly walks up to the elephant. He inspects the elephant's leg and sees a large stone stuck in the elephants foot. The elephant slowly puts its foot down and trumpets in its distinct way again before racing off after the group. Twenty years later the man is in a zoo in San Fransisco. He sees an elphant in the enclosure trumpeting in that distinct way and lifting the same leg up. He jumps the fence and goes up to hug the elephant. He is promptly squashed. It was a different elephant.....
a man is on holiday in Africa's savannah. He witnesses an elephant stampede and fears for his life. One elephant stays behind as if lagging behind the group. It is limping and then suddenly it stops right in front of the man holding up one leg. The elephant trumpets in a very distinct way. The man, fearing for his life, slowly walks up to the elephant. He inspects the elephant's leg and sees a large stone stuck in the elephants foot. The elephant slowly puts its foot down and trumpets in its distinct way again before racing off after the group. Twenty years later the man is in a zoo in San Fransisco. He sees an elphant in the enclosure trumpeting in that distinct way and lifting the same leg up. He jumps the fence and goes up to hug the elephant. He is promptly squashed. It was a different elephant.....
hawkins — 6 Months ago
Hmm.....well that sucks for the man........
Oh, I have one:
A dyslexic man walks into a bra......
Also:
Two guys walk into a bar, the third guy ducks.
Finally:
A man walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer before problems start!" Again, the man orders a beer again saying, "Give me a beer before problems start!" The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man, "When are you going to pay for these beers?" The man answers, "Ah, now the problems start!"
And another one just for the hell of it:
Three men are stuck on an island. One day the men catch a magic fish that grants them each 3 wishes. The first two men wish for money, women, and to get off the island. This leaves the third man who wishes for a glass of beer.
"This is pretty good beer," the man says as he takes a drink."Now I wish the glass would never empty." The man takes another drink of the beer then says "Hell, bring the other two guys back here too!"
OH!
I just found this one.
A man runs into a bar and asks the bartender, "Give me ten shots of your best whisky." The bartender sets up the ten glasses. The man starts drinking them as quickly as the bartender serves them. The bartender asks, "Why are you drinking so fast?" "You'd drink fast too, if you had what I have." The bartender asks, "What do you have?" "Seventy cents."
Oh, I have one:
A dyslexic man walks into a bra......
Also:
Two guys walk into a bar, the third guy ducks.
Finally:
A man walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer before problems start!" Again, the man orders a beer again saying, "Give me a beer before problems start!" The bartender looks confused. This goes on for a while, and after the fifth beer the bartender is totally confused and asks the man, "When are you going to pay for these beers?" The man answers, "Ah, now the problems start!"
And another one just for the hell of it:
Three men are stuck on an island. One day the men catch a magic fish that grants them each 3 wishes. The first two men wish for money, women, and to get off the island. This leaves the third man who wishes for a glass of beer.
"This is pretty good beer," the man says as he takes a drink."Now I wish the glass would never empty." The man takes another drink of the beer then says "Hell, bring the other two guys back here too!"
OH!
I just found this one.
A man runs into a bar and asks the bartender, "Give me ten shots of your best whisky." The bartender sets up the ten glasses. The man starts drinking them as quickly as the bartender serves them. The bartender asks, "Why are you drinking so fast?" "You'd drink fast too, if you had what I have." The bartender asks, "What do you have?" "Seventy cents."
n1411 — 6 Months ago
( riddle ) you were driving in a car when you saw a pig run up next to you! then a low flying helicopter came up next to you. what can you do to avoid a terrible accident ( answer down a bit )
Get off the merry go round
Get off the merry go round
ShadowBlaze — 5 Months ago
heres one for ya If You are Stuck In A Metal Box With no doors or windows all you have is a knife and an orange how do you get out? :D
Answer:Cut The Orange In Half Then Put It Back Together To Make A Whole(Hole)
Answer:Cut The Orange In Half Then Put It Back Together To Make A Whole(Hole)
mikeyb93 — 5 Months ago
youre in a 3 storey house with no windows or doors on bottem floor there are 3 light switches and on the top floor thier are three light bulbs and you can only go up the stairs once and canot see light bulbs from bottem floor how can you tell which light switch goes to which light bulb
runey below has got it right
runey below has got it right
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