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dravirdude
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dravirdude — 10 Months ago

Dravir dude rides his dragon on top of the hill and burns supergrover to dusty dust.
I OWN THE HILL! (with a dragon and some dusty dust)
ThePika
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ThePika — 10 Months ago

I put a female dragon at the bottom of the hill and your dragon can't resist.  You fall off and roll down the Hill.  I OWN THE HILL.
mk0092
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mk0092 — 10 Months ago

I use a .357 to blow Pika's head off from across the map. (sound familiar Dom? xD).

I OWN THE HILL.
ThePika
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ThePika — 10 Months ago

I jump on top of Mike.  He agrees to get off of the hill.  Then I build an awesome fortress that nothing can destroy.  haha.  I OWN THE HILL.
monkeyfish
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monkeyfish — 10 Months ago

ThePika forgets to lock the doors on his fortress and I walk in and hide in a closet until the Pika dies of old age. I OWN THE HILL. 
dravirdude
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dravirdude — 10 Months ago

i enter the house and starts to thow away old furniture, couse i want to live pretty modern up there. unfortunately monkeyfish was still in the closet when i threw it away.

and did i mention i dont just throw the furniture annywhere else then in a big nice fire?

I OWN THE HILL!!
ThePika
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ThePika — 10 Months ago

I enter the secret entrance that I built.  I assassinate David and OWN THE HILL!!!
blackmidget
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blackmidget — 10 Months ago

I spread rumors among the people who work in the fortress, saying that a great army will attack the fortress. The servants flee, and ThePika is alone. With no one to cook and clean, the fortress fills with dust and ThePika suffocates. I clean up and refurnish the fortress with robot servants this time, and build a wall around the hill.

I OWN THE HILL!
ThePika
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ThePika — 10 Months ago

I use the force and kill Yoda.  I reclaim my castle and put a forcefield that can not be gone through around the castle.
blackmidget
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blackmidget — 10 Months ago

I have bribed the force field builders. The force field is just a wall of blue light that does nothing. I step through, and the servants welcome me, because that's how I programmed them to be. They throw ThePika in prison.

I OWN THE HILL.
ThePika
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ThePika — 10 Months ago

Haha!!  Yoda has fallen into my trick!  He has a special helmet on so he thinks he is doing those things! Nothing has changed and I OWN THE HILL!!!!!
monkeyfish
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monkeyfish — 10 Months ago

I come out of the closet (lol) and disguise myself as a robot and poison the Pika's mesa flakes. I OWN THE HILL.
supergrover
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supergrover — 10 Months ago

MC Hammer walks up the hill.....
no one resists.......
he does a dance...


he wears puffy pants...


MS Hammer owns the hill
ThePika
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ThePika — 10 Months ago

I build a new hill out of dirt.  I OWN THE MINI HILL
monkeyfish
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monkeyfish — 10 Months ago

MC Hammer wastes all his money and can't pay the rent for the hill. I buy the hill out of foreclosure and bulldoze the mini hill. I OWN THE HILLS!!!

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