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dravirdude — 10 Months ago
i run up the hill and kicks toobatee hard so he falls down the hill. I OWN THE HILL!
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Elusis — 10 Months ago
I'm invisible and intangible. I don't own the hill, but I'm up there.
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mk0092 — 10 Months ago
I take a Pulse Rife and blow Davirdude out of his brains. I OWN THE HILL.
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dravirdude — 10 Months ago
after a short visit to the local mad scientist, dravirdude (now "aka frankenstein") eats mk's bigtoes and uses his magical abilities to blow him off the hill.
I OWN THE HILL!
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jonah567 — 10 Months ago
I call in the RAF to drop a 1000 pound high explosive bomb on the top of the hill, huge crater appears and all that is left of dravirdude is a small red smudge.
I OWN THE HILL!
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mk0092 — 10 Months ago
An army of B-2 Stealth Bombers straight from Missouri (hehe, thats right, I know where they are stationed) drop nuclear weapons precisely on jonah's head, shoulders, knees, and toes (lol, great song). All that is left of him is a burned out mark on the top of the hill, which magically survived the 53 Nuclear warheads dropped on johan.
I OWN THE HILL (With a really big boom, xD)
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Kaguro1 — 10 Months ago
I call my dog to bite mk LOL just kidding
I call A.Slade(from heist 2)and he go with a rifle and he throw the rifle to mk head,he get stunned and i kick him down.
I OWN THE HILL(With my dog)
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mk0092 — 10 Months ago
Oh Mercy.
I call on the Navy SEALs to snipe out Kaguro1, and to TASER his dog (soryy xD). I hold the dog as a hostage
I OWN THE HILL, and a new dog. lol.
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Kaguro1 — 10 Months ago
Doggie!Nooooooo!
I gift mk an computer with the game of the freaking scary zombie screamer game and he faints and fall of the hill.
I OWN THE HILL.
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ThePika — 10 Months ago
I woo kaguro with my pika cuteness to give me the hill. I AM THE MASTER OF THE HILL.
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mk0092 — 10 Months ago
Pika is zapped by the Hill Gods because he says "MASTER" instead of "OWN". mk runs up the hill with a couple of AK-47s and a couple of M-16s.
I OWN THE HILL
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ThePika — 10 Months ago
Too bad mk forgot bullets in those guns. :P ThePika just walked up the hill and OWNED mk. I OWN THE HILL.
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mk0092 — 10 Months ago
Mike hired Max to humiliate Pika with a crowbar.
MAX and mk OWN THE HILL!
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ThePika — 10 Months ago
HAHA! I have created a fake account on JTS and have just started spamming! mk is so busy writing a 12 page essay on why not to spam, that he has left the hill. As for Max, I held Sarah hostage. lol. I got the hill by default. I OWN THE HILL