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jjz514
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jjz514 — 4 Months ago

so what this is, is some guy who has really bad luck. So every time it's your turn, you write the next bad thing that happens to him.

Ex.

Person 1:He's stuck in a fire, and the firemen put out a trampoline

Person 2: So he jumps out the window and the trampoline breaks

Person 3: So now he's really hurt and stumbles on the road

leave off from example 3

n1411
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n1411 — 4 Months ago

there is definitely a topic like this somewhere!


emm... al queda blow his face off coz he is in iraq!
maximum
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maximum — 4 Months ago

this feels alot like a topic i made a long time ago.flashback

so the goverment takes him away and keep him alive but they torture him...
toobatee
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toobatee — 4 Months ago

Yeah theres a topic just like this.

untill he is just a blob of mush... but one day
1337man
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1337man — 4 Months ago

he forms together, but gets frozen in liquid nitrogen then shatters like in Terminator 2.
jjz514
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jjz514 — 4 Months ago

then forms back together, and gets smashed by a car
1337man
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1337man — 4 Months ago

He wakes up in a hospital, and gets sent to the death penalty to get a lethal injection for jaywalking.
Cookieking
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Cookieking — 4 Months ago

while walking to the room to get the death penalty, a fire comes out of nowhere then he gets shot. firemen come and put the fire out. he still has to go the death penalty room though
1337man
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1337man — 4 Months ago

They decide the lethal injection is too harsh, so they put him in front of a firing squad.
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maximum — 4 Months ago

exept the squad had rubber riot bullets instead of normal ones.a person in front of him shout earthquake and everyone runs away.he decides to try that himself so he yell "FIRE!" and gets shot.when they find he isnt dead they...
n1411
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n1411 — 3 Months ago

shoot him a little more!
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targeted191 — 3 Months ago

they then get a giant vw and tie him to a tree. they start to rev the engine and...

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