Alright, so, Dolphin, Mr. Walrus, Panda and I made some crazy stuff on King of the Hill, and were getting too un-KotH-like, so, we decided to make this:
The year is 2679... You would think the world would be futuristic and great? Wrong. When newer, more powerful technology came around, we explored the universe.
Earth as attacked by an alien species who's planet was bomnbarded by the United States. The earth is now desolate and abandoned, except for a few survivors, hardened and ready.
Make a character, make an opening entrance, and decide what he does throughout his life, interacting with other players, making alliances, bases, and enemies.
How to play in order:
When you interact with a player, you start a chapter in the game. A chapter name will the players' names put together. For instance, Panda and I start a chapter: Panda+Steve. Say Noah joins: Panda+Steve+Noah. A chapter ends when the players split.
When you are in a chapter alone you simply put: (Your name)
Ex.
Bob+Jim
I did things. Also, stuff happened.
When you die, you can either:
1) Wait for a friend to rescue you.
2) If you think possible, retreat to your base.
3) Make a new character.
Rules:
No being cheap. There has to be a reasonable explanation to what has happened on the battlefield.
No being invincible. Self-explanatory, really.
Don't ally with EVERYONE.
If you think I missed some rules, please tell me, I will add them. For now, let the battle BEGIN!
When you leave the forums and/or stop playing the game, remember to say that you went into safety. When in safety, nobody can attack you.
Previously on KotH2.0:
I give the orders to my crew members to initiate the firing sequence of excavation tube #1. Soon, they are all doing their separate jobs.
You see, to fire the excavation cannon takes the input codes of sixteen people. Fifteen crew members, and myself...
I situate myself in the captain's chair and start to input my code.
[Input menu data/ access file/ input data file transfer.../accepted/denied/code input....
{Password Please}
(************************)
Data access file.../GRANTED/ Welcome... Steve Bad.../Accessing firing protocol.../
[In order to fire the "excavation cannon, we require you data transfer file and password.]
I slide the data transfer file into the slot, and I am prompted for the next step...
Data transfer... ACCEPTED/ Password: *****************************************
ACCEPTED
SteveTheBad — 5 Months ago
dolphinator — 5 Months ago
ok, i will edit this post later(kinda busy)
but im taking the exact player that i was from KoTH, and moving him here.
but im taking the exact player that i was from KoTH, and moving him here.
SteveTheBad — 5 Months ago
The ship rattles...
The cannon heats up. The men are frightened...
It has to be done... If it is not, the world can never be liberated... Left in unrest... Nobody wants that... The Hill has brought great conflict, and must die...
The beam erupts in a blue-green, unmerciful aura of light and energy. The earth moves under it's awesome power, and the area beneath the laser is obliterated.
Two crew members pass out. I really do not care...
The intercom all over the ship comes to life with a crackle.
"The operation has begun! The Hill will become dust under the earth's protective crust! I will conquer for the last time! Now, aim the beam at The Hill... The mission must succeed!"
The armaments captain's hand trembles as he reaches for the controls of the cannon. His assistant grabs his hand and shoves it onto the lever, and nods at him. His stare lifeless under his protective visor.
The captain aims it at The Hill...
"Yes! Finally! It is going to happen! The Hill will be destroyed!"
After about 3 minutes of silence, the laser is about to hit The Hill, when something happens...
An explosion in the cannon maintenance? What is the meaning of this?
"Sir, the cannon is exploding! It can't take its own heat!"
My only option is to get into my armor, and hope...
I do just that... The moment I am done clasping the buckles together, the ships erupts in fire... A giant explosion in the sky, and the ship comes apart...
As the ship falls, I sit still, awaiting the outcome, and I think to myself: Damned if I make it, damned if I don't....
The cannon heats up. The men are frightened...
It has to be done... If it is not, the world can never be liberated... Left in unrest... Nobody wants that... The Hill has brought great conflict, and must die...
The beam erupts in a blue-green, unmerciful aura of light and energy. The earth moves under it's awesome power, and the area beneath the laser is obliterated.
Two crew members pass out. I really do not care...
The intercom all over the ship comes to life with a crackle.
"The operation has begun! The Hill will become dust under the earth's protective crust! I will conquer for the last time! Now, aim the beam at The Hill... The mission must succeed!"
The armaments captain's hand trembles as he reaches for the controls of the cannon. His assistant grabs his hand and shoves it onto the lever, and nods at him. His stare lifeless under his protective visor.
The captain aims it at The Hill...
"Yes! Finally! It is going to happen! The Hill will be destroyed!"
After about 3 minutes of silence, the laser is about to hit The Hill, when something happens...
An explosion in the cannon maintenance? What is the meaning of this?
"Sir, the cannon is exploding! It can't take its own heat!"
My only option is to get into my armor, and hope...
I do just that... The moment I am done clasping the buckles together, the ships erupts in fire... A giant explosion in the sky, and the ship comes apart...
As the ship falls, I sit still, awaiting the outcome, and I think to myself: Damned if I make it, damned if I don't....
dolphinator — 5 Months ago
oh, so we can post epicness that happened on koth? ill put the purgatory thing on here in a sec, lol. i love that part
SteveTheBad — 5 Months ago
Veni, vidi, vici... Minus one...
The ship hurtled to the ground... Only thousands of feet above the ground, my hull torn more from the atmosphere... My crew is dead... I stand alone... Rifle in one hand... A knife in the other...
A few more minutes, and I'm dead, or I'm not...
The ship hurtled to the ground... Only thousands of feet above the ground, my hull torn more from the atmosphere... My crew is dead... I stand alone... Rifle in one hand... A knife in the other...
A few more minutes, and I'm dead, or I'm not...
Delorean — 5 Months ago
I'm Track, and I find the ship falling. As the ship falls to the ground, i run as fast as I can to source out survivors
Steve , is lying there, the only one breathing, I carry him out and perform CPR. He coughs and splutters.
He lives.
he turns to me and says...
Steve , is lying there, the only one breathing, I carry him out and perform CPR. He coughs and splutters.
He lives.
he turns to me and says...
magicpanda — 5 Months ago
Alright, i am captain Roy, leader of panda squadron, i have been a captain of my army for at least 15 years...
After traveling for many years, fighting many battles...I have lost my army in the ultimate fight....
it is just me now im stranded in the Cratole desert for a couple months now.
And now im in the woods, seeking refuge anywhere..anywhere possible...in rainy days i go in caves...
i wonder each and every day if my life is worth living, but you always want to keep hope, when battling even the toughest odds..me mother nature in an epic battle i guess.
I started my aquad of the toughest people i find if you arn't amazing at close combat...or long-range sniping, leave now...
we train almost every minute....
i have turned my life around since that fateful day...know im even stronger...smarter...and can take anything
we hope if you think you are good enough you will join us..but for now
we have taken refuge into a large base somewhere, in a large wooded area in taiwan, so far we are sucessfull.
After traveling for many years, fighting many battles...I have lost my army in the ultimate fight....
it is just me now im stranded in the Cratole desert for a couple months now.
And now im in the woods, seeking refuge anywhere..anywhere possible...in rainy days i go in caves...
i wonder each and every day if my life is worth living, but you always want to keep hope, when battling even the toughest odds..me mother nature in an epic battle i guess.
I started my aquad of the toughest people i find if you arn't amazing at close combat...or long-range sniping, leave now...
we train almost every minute....
i have turned my life around since that fateful day...know im even stronger...smarter...and can take anything
we hope if you think you are good enough you will join us..but for now
we have taken refuge into a large base somewhere, in a large wooded area in taiwan, so far we are sucessfull.
SteveTheBad — 5 Months ago
Ugh... Delorean, it's just the same as last time, I have not fallen yet... You go explain your character...
Delorean — 5 Months ago
I'm a robber walking along and i see the ship falling
Track has lived a mostly normal life for many years until this happens
His full name is Track Denim. My fav food is onions and I'm 19 years of age(not true)
I have robbed 16 banks and a convenience store.
Track has lived a mostly normal life for many years until this happens
His full name is Track Denim. My fav food is onions and I'm 19 years of age(not true)
I have robbed 16 banks and a convenience store.
SteveTheBad — 5 Months ago
Read very slowly for the music to be good.
Mood music...
Mood music...
My vision turns clouded... Dust and debris flaoting everywhere, the blood rushing through my veins, the pounding on my skull as the force of the fall rips through the bulkheads of the deck...
Is it even possible for me to survive? Can I make it through this hell? Yes... I can... I will...
I look up, through the broken deck's windows... I catch a glimpse of the shattered ground... I come to my senses and run! I push through wreckage, push through anything, trying to make my escape through the ships hallways, trying to find a place to hide. I hide behind a wall, and crouch down... And hope...
The grinding metal... The horrid noise of the ship crumbling on the ground... Tearing, grinding, mashing... All I worked for, a crumpled heap of metal...
After it was over... After the smoke had lifted. After the dust had fallen. One man emerges... Sheathes a knife, reloads a rifle, and runs off into the distance...
Mood music...
Mood music...
My vision turns clouded... Dust and debris flaoting everywhere, the blood rushing through my veins, the pounding on my skull as the force of the fall rips through the bulkheads of the deck...
Is it even possible for me to survive? Can I make it through this hell? Yes... I can... I will...
I look up, through the broken deck's windows... I catch a glimpse of the shattered ground... I come to my senses and run! I push through wreckage, push through anything, trying to make my escape through the ships hallways, trying to find a place to hide. I hide behind a wall, and crouch down... And hope...
The grinding metal... The horrid noise of the ship crumbling on the ground... Tearing, grinding, mashing... All I worked for, a crumpled heap of metal...
After it was over... After the smoke had lifted. After the dust had fallen. One man emerges... Sheathes a knife, reloads a rifle, and runs off into the distance...
magicpanda — 5 Months ago
After......i leave my base when,...a large noise crashes through the my ears causing a deathly ringing noise to cause havoc...i take my SMG and armor, and go to the source of what i heard
Delorean — 5 Months ago
Steve meets me. I ask him what happened. He looks at me and says
arrrghhh
and colapses in front of me. I carry him 24.4 miles to my house when he wakes up there is a knock on the door...
"Mr Denim?" a man in a dark suit says to me
yeah
he pulls out...
arrrghhh
and colapses in front of me. I carry him 24.4 miles to my house when he wakes up there is a knock on the door...
"Mr Denim?" a man in a dark suit says to me
yeah
he pulls out...
magicpanda — 5 Months ago
uhhh..can i tell my own story please?
anyway...I Hear the Deathly noise and something large crash making a crater the size of a city...
all i see is a disintegrated ship, thinking "what in hell caused this?"
as i search for survivors, i find nothing except...
anyway...I Hear the Deathly noise and something large crash making a crater the size of a city...
all i see is a disintegrated ship, thinking "what in hell caused this?"
as i search for survivors, i find nothing except...
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