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prettypyrate
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prettypyrate — 7 Months ago

I don't really feel it appropriate for me to be a part of this conversation. I will be in the kitchen if you need me. (making tiny sandwiches, and tea and crumpets)
3047464
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3047464 — 7 Months ago

Would anyone care for some tea? I understand the at this time of year the tea is exceptionally... adequate.
AnarchyDom
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AnarchyDom — 7 Months ago

Why yes, that would be spiffing, sir. A bit of tea to warm the throat on a cold winters' night. Jolly good. How's the fox hunting been recently? Did you get any of the blighters?
3047464
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3047464 — 7 Months ago

Why I refrain from hunting... my heavens, is that fellow sleeping. Oh my, he just, just ruined that antique persian carpet that Meridimus acquired from a jolly delightful expedition to India. How did that old fable go?
DustyB883
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DustyB883 — 7 Months ago

Hello, hello my jolly good mates! Did I overhear someone asking of how old Maxy aquired that nice carpet. Ah, yes! I do believe it went a little something like this. "Max was intregued with the fine arts and ancient culture of the persians. He was so delighted by their exquisit arts that he took a trip down there for himself. As he got there-" Thank you. Mmmm. This is some delightful tea! Anyways back to my story. "As he got there an ancient persian welcomed him with gifts made by their fine beadweevers." And that is how Maxy got this dandy little carpet. I do say, why is that man sleeping on the carpet over there?
3047464
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3047464 — 7 Months ago

My, my, what an exquisite little tale. Mmmm, these crumpets are delicious, what did you put in them. Oh, it looks like that man on the floor is stirring. So Sir Dusty B. are you aware that Meridith is proposing a intriguing idea to Maxwell the 3rd soon. Some say that the have a newfangled idea called Banana Race or Dash. This mind can hardly recall such events. If I can properly remember there were 3 or 4 so other Banana races. 
DustyB883
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DustyB883 — 7 Months ago

How interesting! Not more than 2 days ago a young chap came up to me and asked me if i knew Meridith. Of course I told him yes. Then the little one asked me if I knew anything about a team of confounded theifs who are going around robbing all the rich lords and ladies. They seem to think what they are doing is a fun game and they call it "The Heist". I told the young one that I have heard nothing of this odd group, but he seemed to be rather persistant that I tell him all the details of something called "The Heist 2". When I told him that I knew nothing he got extremely mad and started screaming at me to give him something.... oh what did he call it? A "Beta"?
3047464
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3047464 — 7 Months ago

A Beta? What kind of tomfoolery is that? I hope that someone catches these nefarious criminals. I was recently informed that they have been robbing cooperations in a monstrous vehicle of some sort. Maxwell has also stated in the papers that a group of crooks were devious enough to try using their cunning to acquire this idea. My, My, what has this world come to? The police believe that the criminals that committed this sin were the same ones who attempted to steal Maxwell's idea. Maxwell has invested a lot load of his time to even give this idea a chance to, how did that phrase go, take off. I highly dislike the use of these newly invented words. How will our generation ever catch up?
jjz514
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jjz514 — 7 Months ago

I do agree with you my good sir, three-million, forty-seven thousand, four-hundred forty-seven.
3047464
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3047464 — 7 Months ago

Oh old chap, do avoid addressing me by my full name.
supergrover
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supergrover — 7 Months ago

Ahhh I do see that this conversation has gone splendiforously since i retired late last evening! and yes that name is rather a mouthful. It sounds as though the people who named you were adequatly sozzled when they did so! Indeed!
skillownz101
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skillownz101 — 7 Months ago

yes indeed this deserves a good ol' bottle of whisky no Madame Martha please the bottle of Whisky


Martha: Go away you Brute!
Martha never was good in smashing conversations...I see Tommy boy here have started a rather popular conversation I would say!
SteveTheBad
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SteveTheBad — 7 Months ago

 My word! Your grammar is frightfully atrocious! Putting "me" before "Tommy".
magicpanda
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magicpanda — 7 Months ago

stevethebad my good sir your uprates is over 100 good show master steve...:)


(there happy and please stop downrating me)
mk0092
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mk0092 — 7 Months ago

Oh, Mr. MagicPanda. Come to the tourney. Room is: Social > Fade. It is linked in the Pool Forum Topic.

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