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supergrover
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supergrover — 7 Months ago

Indeed. That would acount for the abduction of Lady Sarah! how we do miss her illustrations. We still see them but are not given the privilege to approve of them!
meridimus
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meridimus — 7 Months ago

It seems that old fibbing bandit has been at it again. I know he longs for my suits of armour but he shall never even see them again at this rate!
supergrover
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supergrover — 7 Months ago

I do say I should like to level my pistola at his head!
skillownz101
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skillownz101 — 7 Months ago

hello old chap would you happen to know why Margery has been very quiet lately I think farmer Jekinson is doing unpleasent things with Margery
supergrover
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supergrover — 7 Months ago

Farmer Jenkinson? Well i never. He has always been the most agreeable neighbour to me... I shall have a chinwag to him tomorrow!
meridimus
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meridimus — 7 Months ago

Don't waste your time, he'll never change. He has the demeanour of a vole.
skillownz101
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skillownz101 — 7 Months ago

*coughs coughs* the night is growing old i think I'll go to bed *falls on floor and sleeps
supergrover
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supergrover — 7 Months ago

Yes i too shall be forced to go to bed by my guardians!
skillownz101
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skillownz101 — 7 Months ago

*snoring*No Benjamin don't go too young*Snores*
dravirdude
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dravirdude — 7 Months ago

oh dear, oh dear, oh dear, you shouldent go to bed so early, its barley 2 a'clock in the afternoon.
skillownz101
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skillownz101 — 7 Months ago

*snores*I know benjamin DravirDude that old chap can be very picky oh benjamin don't call him that*snores*
toobatee
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toobatee — 7 Months ago

Oh my, how do you suppose we wake him up?
gryphus1153
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gryphus1153 — 7 Months ago

Oh I say we should not wake him up. I nearly got killed by my younger sister for waking her up. She nearly scratched my face off with her horrendously long nails.
toobatee
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toobatee — 7 Months ago

Oh my, well, chip chip.
gryphus1153
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gryphus1153 — 7 Months ago

My dear man could please you get me a cup of tea with a spoonful of sugar. Thank You.

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