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supergrover
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supergrover — 7 Months ago

Ok hopefully this takes off and isn't shot down for being spam.... this is an interesting social experiment... on this topic we must converse like perfect gentlemen and never use internet spelling or abbreviations.... please let this work!PS Women can either be upperclass ladies or pretened to be gentlemen..... like anyone here actually is a gentleman!



Thanks for not killing the thread DD!
I will start




I hear Margery is having the reverend over for a supper tomorrow night. Isn't that most interesting?
skillownz101
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skillownz101 — 7 Months ago

yes, yes most interesting. would you like tea or some coffee if so honey or sugar?
supergrover
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supergrover — 7 Months ago

Oh i would prefer a stiff whiskey! how about we further discuss the affairs of the village over a bottle of port and cigars in the drawing room?
skillownz101
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skillownz101 — 7 Months ago

I would most like that maybe I could get Martha to get us that whisky yes?
supergrover
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supergrover — 7 Months ago

Indeed good chap! anyway I do believe that.. how to convey this to you in a polite fashion... that Margery and the reverend are romantically involved! *monocle falls off*oh drat all this scandal has disagreed with my monocle!
skillownz101
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skillownz101 — 7 Months ago

*laughs* Oh Tom you foolish old man that was so very foolish of you top hats are so very generous they never fall off *Har Har Har*


Yes I do believe Margery is in a love section of her life
supergrover
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supergrover — 7 Months ago

Yes I do hear that middle aged women are somewhat love-enthralled these days. What is the modern terminology? I think they may be compared to cougars...
dravirdude
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dravirdude — 7 Months ago

oh, dear... i didn't quiet grasp that last sentence Tom, did you happen to mention cougars,?
supergrover
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supergrover — 7 Months ago

Oh it happens to be an american terminology for older women who are still on the prowl as the metaphor goes! Those silly silly yankees. 
skillownz101
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skillownz101 — 7 Months ago

so it happens to be the old hag Martha has gone to her bed the asking of whisky has been in vain
supergrover
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supergrover — 7 Months ago

Hmm that reminds me of the latest poriot novel. I do love a good mustache!
dravirdude
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dravirdude — 7 Months ago

a good mustache, you said? i have recently heard some witty rumors that Maxwell, The sweet old man that lives less then a mile from here has a pretty large mustache, but its not like i care too much, because I'm not that into that kinda hairy growth.
meridimus
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meridimus — 7 Months ago

My dear friend Spaceman (Mr.Oddly to you) has been speculating about "space travel". He's surely a loon by any account.
supergrover
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supergrover — 7 Months ago

not into hariy growth? and you call yourself a gentleman.......
*awkward silence*

I need a good stiff sherry.... i shall fetch some!
dravirdude
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dravirdude — 7 Months ago

oh, dear! speaking of the devil, there is Maxwell, but it seems his mustache is completely shaved off, indeed!

maybe old Terry Campbell were spreading false rumors about Maxwell? could that possibly be the case of this mystery?

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