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3047464 — 4 Years ago

Post any good come backs you have in this topic. (Don't include silly little comments like, your mother, yo mama, that's what she said or any of them.)

Here is mine. If anyone says that you are nobody tell them this. If nobody is perfect, then I am perfect by your saying.
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toobatee — 4 Years ago

if someone says your stuped, say "your stuped" back.
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SedanDriver — 4 Years ago

I bet you were born on a highway cus thats where most accidents happen
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mk0092 — 4 Years ago

Comebacks? I just use Firebug. hehehe.
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DustyB883 — 4 Years ago

Epic Win.
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achicken — 4 Years ago

Hey, I may be fat, but you'll always be ugly, and I can diet.
Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
You must be an experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
Everybody has a photographic memory. You simply don't have the film.
Excuse me, is that your nose, or are you eating a Banana?
I've seen better hands on a leper!

sorry... some are kinda mean.
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prettypyrate — 4 Years ago

they are supposed to be mean. racism might be going a little far though.
we'll see what the ratings say...
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The1andOwnly — 4 Years ago

you sure have a big mouth..... i've never seen anyone eat a banana side ways.....
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achicken — 4 Years ago

Sry prettypyrate
Racism deleted!
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toobatee — 4 Years ago

hay, who downrated me!? i was just being silly!
 i have some better comebacks.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

if i had a doller for every brain you dont have, ide have 1 doller (LOL)


Thak you!

i love you to. (not to good)

You too.

Thanks honey.

I could’ve sworn I heard something. Maybe it was just escaping gas.

Is that your head or did your neck throw-up?


if a girl says you're gay, and you actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

if someone says a your mom joke, go get your mom =D

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thedavidcarney — 4 Years ago

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toobatee — 4 Years ago

wow, dont read that, its got a bad word.
   ss *sssss*
    | |
    O   < MY EYES!
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dolphinator — 4 Years ago

if someone says your gay, in the fag sort of way

say: "so im  happy with a scent of cigaretts?"

also if they say you are gay

say: "you wish"
only say if it is a boy, if its a girl then...well...i dont know
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nickvec — 4 Years ago

When somebody says an insult just say When you were born did your Mom drop you on your head?
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dolphinator — 4 Years ago

also, if someone calls you a wizard well then dont do anything. just laugh out loud at their own stupidity at making up harsh things to say

XD hope this helps!

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