oh srry i was on page one
I was walking behind a tree and saw a tunnel entrence. I saw The Love God and killed him and took his harp and fortified it with a time bomb and a curse tat will play itself.
I went into the tunnel and emerged and saw paseidon. I asked if he wanted to listen to a song and he said yes so i put it down and played it and 3 minutes later it blew up. LOL
I OWN THE HILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
password — 1 Year ago
dolphinator — 1 Year ago
again your on a seperate hill.
and that must have been poseiden jr. because hawkins killed poseiden
i am lord dolphinator, SUPREME GOD OF THE SEA!!!! and i just dug out the ground underneath the hill and reinforced it with titanium + (an extremely powerful titanium that only dolphins can make)
TRY DIGGING UNDER ME NOW, HAHAHAHA....cough...hmmm
i still own the hill
ps: please read my epic tale on page 2 before posting, thanks
and that must have been poseiden jr. because hawkins killed poseiden
i am lord dolphinator, SUPREME GOD OF THE SEA!!!! and i just dug out the ground underneath the hill and reinforced it with titanium + (an extremely powerful titanium that only dolphins can make)
TRY DIGGING UNDER ME NOW, HAHAHAHA....cough...hmmm
i still own the hill
ps: please read my epic tale on page 2 before posting, thanks
noahvaks — 1 Year ago
This whole time, the walruses and seals were planning the attack on dolphinator. They were posing as pirates, they disguised themselves as dolphins, they were in the same mighty battle that Hawkins was in, watching, waiting.
Finally, i lay siege upon this fabled "hill of the gods"
"There is no man who can breach this fortress" a dolphin said to me while undercover. What dolphinator doesn't know is that his next opponent is more mighty and fierce than any man would dream of.
I start my attack. walruses one by one flood the area. My seal mercenaries try to wrestle with the sharks, only to be ripped to shreds. A large bellow is heard and a walrus armed to the teeth bursts through the fray and takes down your sharks. The rabid starfish are easily taken care of and the manatees are a good match, but slowly get pushed back
Woosh! Splash! dolphins are diving from the top of the hill down to rip my walruses apart. All hope is lost
Day 3,
my men are running out of food, the seals are nearly all gone and morale is dropping quickly. Maybe this is a hill of the gods. A page found in noahvaks' log
On day 4 of the great Siege, I think of a plan. The seals construct makeshift flamethrowers and with them, we force the enemy troops back. Near the top of the hill, I spot the dolphinator. i run as fast I can. Bellowing, I knock friend and foe alike off of their feet. Dozens of arrows protrude from my blubber, but nothing slows me down. Finally, I reach dolphinator. He is helpless against my charge and I send him chrashing dowm from the top of his fortress. Upon impact, he llands on the tip of a spear. Impaled through the heart, he is dead. The walruses and seals, now allies, win the battle. We Own The Hill
Finally, i lay siege upon this fabled "hill of the gods"
"There is no man who can breach this fortress" a dolphin said to me while undercover. What dolphinator doesn't know is that his next opponent is more mighty and fierce than any man would dream of.
I start my attack. walruses one by one flood the area. My seal mercenaries try to wrestle with the sharks, only to be ripped to shreds. A large bellow is heard and a walrus armed to the teeth bursts through the fray and takes down your sharks. The rabid starfish are easily taken care of and the manatees are a good match, but slowly get pushed back
Woosh! Splash! dolphins are diving from the top of the hill down to rip my walruses apart. All hope is lost
Day 3,
my men are running out of food, the seals are nearly all gone and morale is dropping quickly. Maybe this is a hill of the gods. A page found in noahvaks' log
On day 4 of the great Siege, I think of a plan. The seals construct makeshift flamethrowers and with them, we force the enemy troops back. Near the top of the hill, I spot the dolphinator. i run as fast I can. Bellowing, I knock friend and foe alike off of their feet. Dozens of arrows protrude from my blubber, but nothing slows me down. Finally, I reach dolphinator. He is helpless against my charge and I send him chrashing dowm from the top of his fortress. Upon impact, he llands on the tip of a spear. Impaled through the heart, he is dead. The walruses and seals, now allies, win the battle. We Own The Hill
dolphinator — 1 Year ago
"how did he breach my defenses?, i was sure i had all my dolphins under control"
i pull the spear from my body, mere spears cannot penatrate my body
and a walrus? hahaha... i slap myself for letting that fat slob push me over like that.
i look up, good my fortress is still their, but those darn walrus are poluting it...eew, walrus
i swim back to my fortress under the sea, disgusted
noahvaks can have that acursed hill, but i will be back
i will be back, power rejuvinated...MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
i pull the spear from my body, mere spears cannot penatrate my body
and a walrus? hahaha... i slap myself for letting that fat slob push me over like that.
i look up, good my fortress is still their, but those darn walrus are poluting it...eew, walrus
i swim back to my fortress under the sea, disgusted
noahvaks can have that acursed hill, but i will be back
i will be back, power rejuvinated...MWHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
noahvaks — 1 Year ago
Can't you see, we walruses are much more highly trained in combat than you dumb oafs. This very second, defenses that exceed any god's work are being finished. Why, we are very sanitary creatures. especially seals
lol hawkins, dolphinator and i should get together and write a book
lol hawkins, dolphinator and i should get together and write a book
mikeyb93 — 1 Year ago
i call animal control to the hll and they capture all the animals and take them away after a brutal fight i slay noahvaks (who they left behind and stamnding on his body i plant my flag through his brain and claim the hill as mine
i own the hill
i own the hill
password — 1 Year ago
I get my super plasma rifle that shoots through anything and it hits mikeyb93 in the face.
Then I tooted on him.
lol
I OWN THE HILL!!!!!!!!!!!
Then I tooted on him.
lol
I OWN THE HILL!!!!!!!!!!!
toobatee — 1 Year ago
Hahaha!!
i give you a tomato, you eat it i walk away pulling someting out of my vest.i press a button on it and... BOOM! your body is blown in two
I OWN THE HILL
i give you a tomato, you eat it i walk away pulling someting out of my vest.i press a button on it and... BOOM! your body is blown in two
I OWN THE HILL
password — 1 Year ago
my super plasma injects plasma into me and revives me and gives me the power to regenerate serious wounds.
Then i give you a poison apple and you die.
I OWN THE HILL!!!!!!!!!
Then i give you a poison apple and you die.
I OWN THE HILL!!!!!!!!!
gaaraguy101 — 1 Year ago
you know what i come in with i rocket launcher and blow up the hill
GAME OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GAME OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hawkins — 1 Year ago
That breaks one of the rules of The Topic.
So, time is reversed and gaaraguy101 is erased from existence in order to keep order in the universe.
So I simply bend time a bit farther back and alter reality just a bit to be able to walk up The Hill and claim The Hill with no effort on my part.
The Eternal Topic Rules:
1. Thou shant create a story that can not be bested
2. Thou will not best another's story in an unimaginative fashion
3. Thou can not destroy The Hill
So, time is reversed and gaaraguy101 is erased from existence in order to keep order in the universe.
So I simply bend time a bit farther back and alter reality just a bit to be able to walk up The Hill and claim The Hill with no effort on my part.
The Eternal Topic Rules:
1. Thou shant create a story that can not be bested
2. Thou will not best another's story in an unimaginative fashion
3. Thou can not destroy The Hill
noahvaks — 1 Year ago
Also, animal control cant stop armed seals and walruses trained in combat, residing in a fortress greater than any god could construct
+ animal control wouldnt let you brutally murder a walrus
+ animal control wouldnt let you brutally murder a walrus
dolphinator — 1 Year ago
i walk up the hill and sit next to hawkins, we reminisce about our epic battle that happened in the future but now never has thanks to gaaraguy...
we become good friends and vow to help eachother take the hill from others in the future
just then the ocean rises into a large ark and out comes my massive sea bear mount. i command it to charge the hill. it runs with its godly speed and reaches the top of thy massive hill
just then i call on powers of the sea to wash away hawkins banishing him to farthest regions of the north, where it is very cold.
but he will be back, he always comes back,
i sit their on my watery throne watching as others try to scramble up the hillside to take this mighty hill of the gods
i wonder who will reach me first?
i own the hill
we become good friends and vow to help eachother take the hill from others in the future
just then the ocean rises into a large ark and out comes my massive sea bear mount. i command it to charge the hill. it runs with its godly speed and reaches the top of thy massive hill
just then i call on powers of the sea to wash away hawkins banishing him to farthest regions of the north, where it is very cold.
but he will be back, he always comes back,
i sit their on my watery throne watching as others try to scramble up the hillside to take this mighty hill of the gods
i wonder who will reach me first?
i own the hill
noahvaks — 1 Year ago
With most of my troops already under the hill, I strike first. Gangster kitty is trampled under the flippers of my soldiers. Dolphins are being disintegrated from my flamethrowers. Dead bodies are everywhere and dolphins are running around. Screaming for someone to put out the fire in which they are consumed in. This mighty hill of the gods just became a living hell. Nonetheless, My troops are suffering. Dolphins pop up from corners and splatter us with blood. Both friend and foe are taking a toll from this battle. In the middle of the chaos, I scream "stand and fight you coward. Is all you do sit on your throne and watch your troops die! I propose a duel between me and the dolphinator."
We get in our battle armor and make for the center of the hill the next day. Dolphin, sel, and walrus alike crowd around us as we get ready to fight. Dolphinator uses his mighty swordfish sword, and I use the mighty walrus staff, passed down through generations. We begin the battle.
He strikes, I parry. He strikes again. Dolphinator strikes with a flurry of attacks, not giving me any chance to attack. A gash apears on my left flank, but I fight on. I am struck on the head by the hilt of his blade, but I fight on. Soon, blood clouds my eyes, I tire, and I am bruised all over. Overcome with fatigue, I fall over, twiching in pain. He mocks me and has his dolphins laugh at me. I try to get up, but he kicks me down, laughing. All of a sudden, I get overcome by an otherworldly rage. "how can one so wicked and cruel be fit to rule upon this Hilltop!" With a roar that shakes the very hill, I pull myself up, and charge at him as he did to me. Wounds start to appear all over his body, and he drops his weapon. I raise my staff above his head for the finishing blow. "Stop!" I hear from below me. let me go, he says. I will not stray near this hill again if you let me free, he claims. I know this is not true, but I grant him and his troops freedom. Now that I have healed, I wait for the day that Dolphinator or hawkins disturbs this hill again. On the hill I have created a large fortress fitting for any walrus or seal. no one shall defy me now!
We get in our battle armor and make for the center of the hill the next day. Dolphin, sel, and walrus alike crowd around us as we get ready to fight. Dolphinator uses his mighty swordfish sword, and I use the mighty walrus staff, passed down through generations. We begin the battle.
He strikes, I parry. He strikes again. Dolphinator strikes with a flurry of attacks, not giving me any chance to attack. A gash apears on my left flank, but I fight on. I am struck on the head by the hilt of his blade, but I fight on. Soon, blood clouds my eyes, I tire, and I am bruised all over. Overcome with fatigue, I fall over, twiching in pain. He mocks me and has his dolphins laugh at me. I try to get up, but he kicks me down, laughing. All of a sudden, I get overcome by an otherworldly rage. "how can one so wicked and cruel be fit to rule upon this Hilltop!" With a roar that shakes the very hill, I pull myself up, and charge at him as he did to me. Wounds start to appear all over his body, and he drops his weapon. I raise my staff above his head for the finishing blow. "Stop!" I hear from below me. let me go, he says. I will not stray near this hill again if you let me free, he claims. I know this is not true, but I grant him and his troops freedom. Now that I have healed, I wait for the day that Dolphinator or hawkins disturbs this hill again. On the hill I have created a large fortress fitting for any walrus or seal. no one shall defy me now!
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