because you have no defences I run up the hill get out a fire sword and stab you and you turn to ash i set up auto-matic machine-turrets around the hill

i emp your machine guns making them useless i then use my crossbow to shoot you in the heart and brain i own the hill and set up defense of 10 men all with crossbows

using my ferrari-stealing skills, i well guess what...steal a ferrari... and reinforce to withstand, most crossbows, and drive up the hill squishing youre peeps on the top, 


I OWN THE HILL, AND REINFORCE MY FERRARI TO WITHSTAND GUNS AS WELL ;D

i officaly peeved walk into the nearest weapon shop and by a javlin i return to the hill point it at  your ferrari and fire.

the the ferrari blows up killing you as well

i own the hill

(and reinforced it with a bullet missile weapon proof dome)

you didn't know that my fire sword can heal so I get skill202 and tell him to heal me while I'm dying he saves me with the sword I then destroy the ferrari and n1411 with it


                          ME AND MY TWIN OWN THE HILL!!!!!!!!!!

Oh sorry my post took too long and mikey got there before me =(=)


DELTE ohhh what a waste of my time

so i still own the hill

i dress up like one of your dead crossbow men and walkinto your dome, undetected

with absolutely zero opposition i walk up behind you and silently pull out my handy dandy butterfly knife

i flip it open as well as a highly skilled assasin can and heave it into your spinal cord

your body slumps to the floor

the last thing you sea is your very blood trickling down the hillside

i go and grab my flag where apparenlty the bodies just walked off of it

i stick it on top of the dome

I OWN THE HILL WITH MY SUPER AWESOME ASSASIN POWERS MWHAHAHAHA!!!

I sail my pirate ship at the hill and shoot cannonballs and damage the dome enough to gain entry. My pirate army loots and pillages the hill, killing everyone and stealing everything. I dramatically climb on top of the dome and replace the dolphin's flag with a pirate flag. I rebuild the dome and integrate my pirate ship into it. I OWN THE HILL.

good thing i was inside my handy dandy tunnel under the hill, playing video games.

when i peek up from the hole and see the changes in my home, i form a plan in my head.

i wait for one of your stupid pirates to come over the hole, then i grab him and pull him under.

i quikly slit his throat and change into his clothes

i walk up freely and examine my position

"about 50 or so pirates here"

i go back into my hole and take my nice little guns and arm myself

i jump out of the hole and spray the nearest pirates with bullets

the alarm rings over the dome as guards come to attack me

good thing they are stupid pirates

they ask " arrg, Who killed these men me metey?"

"he went that way" i yell, pointing twards monkeyfish

the pirates yell "mutiny"

suddenly they open fire on monkey fish

bullets flying and blood splashing onto the dome

poor monkeyfish is blasted through the window he created for himself

he slow motion falls into the awaiting sea, forever lost in the vast waves

I OWN THE HILL ONCE AGAIN

After realizing that the original King of The Hill topic was thrown into chaos and       off-topicness, Hawkins descends down from the lofty 34 pages that made up the original topic to claim The Hill.

With a wrath that can only be described as awesome and terrible he unleashes his power upon the........dolphinator?........well that just sounds ridiculous.......

How about Poseidon, lord of the aquatic horses?...Ya, that's much better.

Resuming story:
Hawkins dives down upon the Hill with a flurry of lightning bolts and claps of thunder which destroy Poseidon's horde of vicious dolphins with frightening speed!

Hawkins then pulls up only to dive bomb directly above the base along with hundreds of bolts of powerful lightning flying directly towards The Hill.

The sound of striking lightning resonates across the globe as Poseidon and his base lies in a smoldering, blackened heap.

Then with a graceful twist of his wings he lands atop The Hill and calls down his Fortress of Cloud from the sky.  The Fortress of Cloud then descends  revealing walls, battlements, and a castle sculpted of cloud to provide the greatest defense that a god can create.

Hawkins then sits upon his throne as both god of the sky and King of The Hill.

I own The Hill!

P.S. I can't resurrect the old King of The Hill topic can I?
        It seems like such a waste to see 34 pages of silly stories head straight to
        the incinerator.....

mwuhahaha silly hawkins

why must you battle what i consider demigods next to me. although i thankyou for taking POSEIDEN out of the battle i was perfectly fine in my massive sea fortress

i congradulate you secondly on killing his league of dolphions, they were the only ones that werent on my side anyway

when i here the news that Hawkins has resurfaced in the war a grin spread across my face. "finally an opponent my size"

i call unto the ocean for aid in my war, taking mainly my dolphins mounted with lazer cannons, i make up my army of large sea bears, rabid starfish, renegade jelly fish, holy sharks, and of cource the menacing sea cow.

my army along with my awesome might of the sea gods and assasinliciouse powers asend from my fortress under the sea to reak havok on those who plot against us...

on spying the godly fortress, i concurred that god wouldnt make the walls of only cloud and i assumed that they were much tthicker than that.

i set up my artillery front.

decending from the sky came down the boltz of my dolphin cannons, deteriorating the castle piece by piece

"even my powers can rival the gods!!!"

me and my army storm the hill, mile after mile of sea animals inching alond just to get a taste of hawkins blood...

finally we breached the castle walls (no easy feet). but my army was disheartened to find the foe so great. wave after wave was set upon hawkins. my dolphins were being blown to bits as they got closer and closer. Maybe hawkins can defeat mere dolphins but he cant defeat the SuPREME god of the SEA!!!

i charged through my dolphins, shoveing them out of the way, throwing them across the room until i reached my opponent.

when hawkins saw what was comeing, he braced him self for the worst. he threw lighning at me left and right. i pulled up my oceanic shield charging it with his lighning. soon he grew tired of the constant use of energy and conjured up a sort of lightning sword. i pulled out my supreme swordfish slicer sword that cannot be broken for it is a supreme swordfish sword.

the swords hit and the sparks fly as the itence battle rages on. suddenly i do a supreme dolphin thrust and gut his shoulder, no matter for hawkins, he retaliates with a lighning bolt that i catch and shoot back at him. he is pushed threw the wall of his throne room. i jmp through the hole and find him lying there, inching away on his knees. i put my fingers around his neck and lift him off the ground.

"such a worthy opponent hawkins, i thought you would do better, tisk tisk"

with the slight off my hand i throw hawkins out the cathderal wall, off the hill.
he subtley splashes into the water and into the awaiting jaws of my sharks...

I rebuild the castle and the beautiful throne room. its now mor godly than you could imagine, but not impenatrable.

I sit upon my lofty throne and look down upon my subjects

"i do believe we own the hill..."

gangsta kitty pulls a pistol from under his hat and puts a few bullets into master chiefs armor lowering his shield.

Then I take his rocket and blow him off the hill and he lands on a rock, and sgt johnson comes back from dead and says,"I knew you would land on something as hard as you one day," then both of them die again.

you must be on a different hill, buddy their is no master chief here and you can just walk into a fortress built by awesome sea gods...

im pretty sure i still own the hill...?

What?.........not sure how that story fits in with the rest......


Oh and dolphinator, nice story. It seems I have found a worthy rival to replace SteveTheBad for the next week (he is going to Florida).

I might have to get even more creative with my stories..........
Tomorrow perhaps......

But, be warned, I shall return with a story of epic epicness.......

thak you hawkins, the same to you

i still own the hill