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neardkiller — 3 Months ago

show you a chick flick

you die from the suckyness

I oWn ThE HiLl
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1337man — 3 Months ago

I sit on my cloud, waiting for the ding of the microwave with my popcorn. DING!
I snap my fingers, and the popcorn comes to me. It drops into my open hands and watch the chick flick with neardkiller and Delorean. Unknowingly to them, I am making the chick flick poison their minds with crazy girl stuff.
While the credits roll, and neardkiller is disposing of the body, I sit back, relax, and turn on Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay. I love that movie, and I laugh my guts out at the one-eyed imbred baby. 
After that movie is over, neardkiller is sleeping peacefully on top of the hill. I decide to cook up something nice and deadly for him while he sleeps. Not that he'll ever wake up.
So once again, I go back into the attic and get to my box. Aw man, the label's faded. That sucks. Well, I guess I will have to call it: 'The Box'. So, I get to The Box, and look inside. Empty. Well, I just ordered a couple more awesome boxes. I will have to wait about an hour until the boxes are here.
Well... What to do?
 I go downstairs and turn on Lord of the Rings. I get bored after the opening scene. I turn it off. 47 minutes to go.
I go on JTS and try to type a million-word response to KOTHv2.0. I get bored, so I leave. I decide to check out what I ordered in each box.

Box 1: Laser tripwires (x50), land mines (x100), 6 hand grenades, 4 frag grenades, 10 smoke bombs, 4 TNT boxes, 4 fuses,  and a rocket launcher. the demolition package.

Box 2: Remington SR8 (x2), Sniper armor-piercing bullet rounds (x300), Laser sighted (x, +, and box sight) scopes (x2), Long-range tranquilizer darts, explosive bullets (x150), binoculars, a bag for the gun parts, and a knife. The covert package.

Box 3: M16, strap with pad for the M16, M16 magazines with 100 rounds each (x4) grenade launcher, shooting grenades (x15), M60 heavy repeating rifle, ammo belt (has 1500 rounds) (x2), ammo box for ammo belt, attachable iron sight, a combat knife, a bowstaff, two pistols, pistol magazines (with 20 rounds each) (x3), Kevlar vest, tracking devices, flares (5x), and black eye cover with camouflage paint. The all-purpose combat package.

So I look at my watch, and I see I only have 4 minutes left! I wait by the door, waiting for the melody of my doorbell to ring. I hear a roar come by my door, and then three loud THUNKs. I open the door, and on the edge of my cloud lawn, 3 green metal boxes have been distributed to me. One is huge. I guess that's tha all-purpose combat box. But I'll use the Demolition package today. So I look down at neardkiller, and he is awake. He is sitting on the hill, quietly oWning it. So I have to use something I shouldn't. A long-range tranq dart. Too bad. So I shoot one down, and hit him in the leg. He looks down, pulls it out, and falls over. I throw myself down there, and set up  4 mines all around his position. Between those I set laser tripwires that only go far enough to reach the edge of the mines. They are set to explode the mines if he wakes up. So I wait.
4 hours later, he awakes. He gets up, and looks around. I don't think he notices the 4 small and almost unnoticable mounds of dirt around him. He walks toward the corner of the medium-sized box of mines, and I cover my ears.

BOOM!

He is gone. There is no blood or anything anywhere near the mine explosion. All 4 have gone off. So I walk over, get rid of the laser tripwires, and plant myself on the top of the hill, notifying the public of my achievement. I wave my hand, and the hill turns into a dome of dirt. I laugh, and close my eyes. They flick back open when I remember that I have forgotten something. The thing that everyone ends with. The statement that notifies everyone of my authority over this mound of earth that we call: "The Hill." So it sounds out over all the lands, over all the seas, and through some people's ear and out the other. But it still stands.

I OWN THE HILL!
Marko
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Marko — 3 Months ago

partying!!..5 days later....party!!!
Delorean
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Delorean — 3 Months ago

1337man in real life reads what he has written and his head explodes because it was so long

I OWN THE HILL I OWN THE HILL I OWN THE HILL I OWN THE HILL I OWN THE HILL I OWN THE HILL I OWN THE HILL I OWN THE HILL I OWN THE HILL I OWN THE HILL I OWN THE HILL I OWN THE HILL I OWN THE HILL I OWN THE HILL
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Parrafin — 3 Months ago

I buy a ghillie suit from mash and head towards the hill, upon arrival I see Delorean sat at the top of the hill watching tv. I then realise I had wasted my money if I wasn't actually going to use it. But just to be on the safe side I look through the binoculars and observe Delorean. I now realise he is watching live cctv feed.

After watching for 10 minutes I realise that there is just one screen whch changes cameras every 15 seconds. I also take note of the sniper rifle beside him. The camera for the side of the hill is the 3rd out of 5 cameras. So I put on my ghillie suit and wait for it to change to the 4th camera that means I move for a minute then stop for 15 seconds.

Upon arrival to the top of the hill, I see many boxes of weapons there are three opposite me and one to my left. I watch the tv to see if there are any cameras at the top of the hill, there are not. Luckily Delorean has his earphones on full blast so I casually walk to the box and take out a pistol turn of the safety catch and walk up to Delorean and shoot him in his cerebellum ( The part of the brain that controls voluntary movement. It is situate at the back of the head.) I watch him crumple to the floor. I take the sniper rifle and camoflauge it and my self I the go and hide.

I own te hill
1337man
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1337man — 3 Months ago

That was a LOT like my boxes. My boxes. My special Covert Box. A box. Boxen! Moose! Moosen! I saw a flock of moosen! They were eating grass! In the woods! In the woodsen! In the woodsensensen!

Awesome video
achicken
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achicken — 3 Months ago

What in the world is going on? The login button is gone. But I am logged on, and you are not allowed to make a new topic? WTH?
1337man
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1337man — 3 Months ago

I go to the previous link from making earlier topics. I did it, and I always is logged on. The new design must be clogging up the bandwidth.
Delorean
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Delorean — 3 Months ago

banned for being off topic
Marko
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Marko — 3 Months ago

party!
1337man
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1337man — 3 Months ago

I watch. I sit. I revive this topic. Yes...
Marko
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Marko — 3 Months ago

Parrafin   gets so bored he fall asleep i step on his head...i weigh 80 pounds so i just wake him up...he chucks me off the hill
1337man
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1337man — 3 Months ago

Oh jeez.
Marko
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Marko — 3 Months ago

zzzzzzzzzzzz....HOMERK ....ZZZZZZZZZ...B BALL PRACTICE........ZZZZZZ.....VIRTUAL LIFE....
1337man
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1337man — 3 Months ago

Virtual life should be the top priority. Kidding, it should be homework... ish.

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