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toobatee
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toobatee — 8 Months ago

King of the hill 1 was getting too Off Topic.
so i made a 2.0 on request of the members of JTS

Same rules as before.

KING OF THE HILL!

How to play:        
H
ow you play is basically However you want!                                                                   
Sample:  
Joe: 
I Own the hill! 
Jill: 
I shoot you with a missle *You die* I own the hill!
Josh:
 I Poke you to deth *You die* Then i build a bunker With AA gun and Lazer
cannon I OWN THE HILL!   
Joe: i 
Dig Under your bunker and jump out insids and shoot you *You Die* i own the hill!            

Rules:
No making something invincible,
No
 making up some cheep story,
Example: the person has some super fort and you just say like:I Poison you and you die.


    Have fun!
 ~Toobatee


LET THE GAME BEGIN!
skillownz101
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skillownz101 — 8 Months ago

I run up the Hill

                                    I OWN THE HILL!!
toobatee
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toobatee — 8 Months ago

I chuck a pencil up the hill and it goes thrugh your eye and into your brain.
i run up the hill and stab my flag thrugh you dead body and into the ground.


I OWN THE HILL
hawkins
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hawkins — 8 Months ago

So there are now 3 King of the Hill topics?

Strange....
skillownz101
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skillownz101 — 8 Months ago

ow! while my body descends to the under-world skillownz202 is made s(k)ubject-202runs up the hill takes the flag out of skillownz's body and writes an s on it and the stabs toobatee to almost death (because I'm nice and he won't have to make a stupid story like mine)
dolphinator
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dolphinator — 8 Months ago

i run up the hill and sea skillownz stabbing toobatee.

i scream "JUNGLE RABBIT" and dart out of the way,

skillownz turns around confused at what he just heard.

suddenly a large flag is seen ripping through his chest

he rolls down into the water that happens to be near the hill

maybe he is dead maybe hes not (thats up to him)

i own the hill!
skillownz101
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skillownz101 — 8 Months ago

I amn't dead thats all I have to say
dolphinator
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dolphinator — 8 Months ago

then i still own the hill...

im making my own flag for the hill

it has a very sharp edge to it,
skillownz101
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skillownz101 — 8 Months ago

mmmmm pointy
I get so bored I buy the newest games console the play station 500000000 and so on............ then I bring my portable play station up the hill and use the Big Little Planet characters to kill dolphinator with their deathly slaps and grabs
dolphinator
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dolphinator — 8 Months ago

"No get them off me get them off me!"

i tumle down the hill when i hit the bottom i start to grope around for my sharp flag pole

my hand hits something "bingo.."

i jump to my feet and fight off the barbaric beeenybag fiends

the last one had finnaly dies, its fluffy insides ripped from its body

i look up to find skillownz siiting  in a comfortable beach chair

"that should be my beach chair..."

so like an expert javelen thrower, i hurl my  flag through the chest of skillownz...again

"What!?!?!", screams skillownz, "NOT AGAIN, gosh.."

he slumps to the floor, lifeless...

I OWN THE HILL!!!
noahvaks
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noahvaks — 8 Months ago

I decide that i like the look of that beach chair. So I walk up the hill, ask dolphinator nicely to leave, and he does. I then shoot a .50 cal sniper rifle at his head. I own the hill
dolphinator
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dolphinator — 8 Months ago

good thing noah vaks missed me and hit the body skillownz deperately trying grab on to me for life.

i run up the hill and slapp noahvaks around

"how could you miss, i was right in front of you" i yell

well stupidity cant go unpunished

i stuff 101 flaming hot strawberries into his mouth

then i stick him on the flag pole on top of skillownz

I OWN THE HILL
password
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password — 8 Months ago

I see dolphinator then I see 2 dead bodies on a flag.
One is noahvaks the bad sniper. I scream NOOOOO!!!!!

I grab a bazooka and it hits dolphinator and it hit him straight in the eye.

I run up and put the remaining parts of his body on top of noahvaks body.


                                                           I OWN THE HILL!!!!!!!!!
noahvaks
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noahvaks — 8 Months ago

Thankfully, walruses have strong stomachs, and the strawberries tasted good. The blubber on my skin protected my from getting hurt.  I jump off of the flag and have a dance-off with gangster kitty. I win and then i regurgitate strawberries on kitty. i own the hill
369andy
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369andy — 8 Months ago

I get a lyposuction machine and suck all your blubber.

The i get a stick and tap you and because you have no protection you roll away in hurt.

I own the hill!

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